I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.
Okay so google has “Search Images” and “Search Videos” options but what we really need it a “Search GIF” option
1) Search whatever you need in Google Images.
2) Add “filetype:gif” to the search
3) Hit enter.
Only GIFs show up.
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
So I want to help calm people down and stuff, so here’s a bird appreciation post.
Look how colorful this one is
This one is so pretty
LOOK HOW BLUE THIS ONE IS
THIS ONE IS SO FAT
Emus are so weird I love them
Kiwi birds are adorable
This one looks angry
Majestic as fuck
for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here